Justin Timberlake’s Shriner’s Kid’s Movie Lines Theme Team

This week’s golf event (Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open, no seriously) theme team is again movie based, but more specifically, memorable and/or funny movie lines. I give you the Movie Lines Theme Team…

1. [very sad 80s synth music] “Fight against the sadness Arjun Atwal Artax!!!! Arjun AtwalArtax, please, you’re letting the sadness of the swamps get to you. You have to try. You have to care, for me. You’re my friend. I love you.”

…Pretty much verbatim what I’m going to be saying to Arjun Atwal all weekend for a miracle Block 2 comeback.

2. “You got an eleven, you always Dennis Double Downs on eleven!”

Hopefully he’s money even if he doesn’t know it.

3. Three(ish) words:

Release

the

Jason Kokrak-en

If Jason doesn’t release the Kokrak-en this weekend I may have to sic Neeson on him.

4. “Can you blow me where the Rod Pampling is?”

That’s right, two Favreau scenes in one theme team, hopefully that doubles my comeback chances.

5. “When Cameron Tringale was in Egypt’s land, let my Cameron Tringale gooooooo.”

Alternates:
1. “John Mallinger, Mallinger….” “Mallinger, Mallinger?” “Mallinger!” “Mallinger!”

2. True this isn’t a movie line, but I dare you not to sing Gary Christian every time you hear this song, and hopefully he’s motoring all weekend.