This week’s golf event (Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open, no seriously) theme team is again movie based, but more specifically, memorable and\/or funny movie lines. I give you the Movie Lines Theme Team…<\/p>\n
1. [very sad 80s synth music] “Fight against the sadness Arjun Atwal<\/strong> Artax!!!!<\/a> Arjun Atwal<\/strong>Artax, please, you’re letting the sadness of the swamps get to you. You have to try. You have to care, for me. You’re my friend. I love you.”<\/p>\n …Pretty much verbatim what I’m going to be saying to Arjun Atwal<\/strong> all weekend for a miracle Block 2 comeback.<\/p>\n 2.\u00a0“You got an eleven, you always Dennis<\/strong> Double Downs<\/strong> on eleven!<\/a>”<\/p>\n Hopefully he’s money even if he doesn’t know it.<\/p>\n 3.\u00a0Three(ish) words:<\/p>\n Release<\/a><\/p>\n the<\/a><\/p>\n Jason Kokrak<\/strong>-en<\/a><\/p>\n If Jason<\/strong> doesn’t release the Kokrak<\/strong>-en this weekend I may have to sic Neeson on him<\/a>.<\/p>\n 4.\u00a0“Can you blow me where the Rod Pampling<\/strong> is?<\/a>”<\/p>\n That’s right, two Favreau scenes in one theme team, hopefully that doubles my comeback chances.<\/p>\n 5.\u00a0“When Cameron Tringale<\/strong> was in Egypt’s land, let my Cameron Tringale<\/strong> gooooooo.<\/a>”<\/p>\n Alternates:
\n1. “John Mallinger<\/strong>, Mallinger….” “Mallinger, Mallinger?” “Mallinger!” “Mallinger!<\/a>”<\/p>\n