{"id":209,"date":"2012-07-20T10:18:16","date_gmt":"2012-07-20T15:18:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.megabracket.com\/beta\/blog\/?p=209"},"modified":"2012-07-20T10:22:52","modified_gmt":"2012-07-20T15:22:52","slug":"british-open-golf-theme-team","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.megabracket.com\/beta\/blog\/2012\/07\/british-open-golf-theme-team\/","title":{"rendered":"British Open Golf Theme Team"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The inaugural\u00a0<em>MB2013 All-initials Theme Team<\/em>\u00a0didn&#8217;t turn out so well last week. I&#8217;m going to blame that on the fact that I didn&#8217;t write a blog post about it, or it could be that\u00a0K.J. Choi,\u00a0J.J. Henry,\u00a0Y.E. Yang,\u00a0D.A. Points, and\u00a0D.J. Trahan suck as picks. Either way, that&#8217;s the beauty of the Theme Team, you don&#8217;t know what you&#8217;re going to get&#8230; other than hilarity&#8230; hopefully.<\/p>\n<p>And without further ado, may I present to you the\u00a0<strong>British Open JP Theme Team<\/strong>, this week the\u00a0<em>Theme Team goes to the movies<\/em>!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0084726\/\"><strong>Star Trek II: The Wrath of\u00a0<em>Simon Khan<\/em><\/strong><\/a>:<br \/>\nWith the aide of\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/media\/rm2718467072\/tt0077008\">Ricardo Mantalban<\/a>, Captain Chris Kirk must stop an old nemesis, Simon Khan, from using his son&#8217;s life-generating device, Claret Jug, as the ultimate weapon.<\/li>\n<li><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1259521\/\">The\u00a0<em>Tiger<\/em>\u00a0in the Cabin in the\u00a0<em>Woods<\/em><\/a>:<br \/>\n<\/strong>Four friends and\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.denofgeek.com\/movies\/the-avengers\/21331\/chris-hemsworth-on-snow-white-thor-2-avengers-2-and-star-trek-2\">Thor<\/a>\u00a0go for a break at a remote cabin in the woods with a tiger, where they get more than they bargained for from the tiger. Together, they must discover\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=bpOdCWaTsIk\">the truth about the tiger<\/a>\u00a0in the cabin in the woods.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0093405\/\"><strong><em>Justin Leonard<\/em>\u00a0Part 6<\/strong><\/a>:<br \/>\nA golfer is called out of retirement to save the British Open (for the 6th time) from an evil genius,\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=-3trDL5MWlw\">Bill Cosby<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0454945\/\">She&#8217;s the\u00a0<em>Hunter Mahan<\/em><\/a><\/strong>:<br \/>\nWhen her brother, Hunter, decides to ditch for a couple weeks in Lancashire,\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.newsday.com\/entertainment\/celebrities\/amanda-bynes-tweets-obama-for-help-in-dui-case-1.3765713\">Amanda Bynes<\/a>\u00a0heads over to his elite boarding school, disguises herself as him, and proceeds to fall for one of her golf teammates. Little does she realize she&#8217;s not the only one with romantic troubles, as she, as he, gets in the middle of a series of intermingled love affairs involving\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/channing-tatum-gif\">Channing Tatum<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0241527\/\"><em>Ted Potter, Jr<\/em>, and The Golfer&#8217;s Stone<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0:<br \/>\nRescued from the outrageous neglect of his aunt and uncle, a young boy with a great golfing destiny proves his worth while attending Royal Lytham Golf Academy. Then Ted ignores warnings not to return to Royal Lytham only to find the school plagued by a<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=U0Hx5ka1FiA\">\u00a0series of mysterious attacks<\/a>\u00a0and a\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Bv87T1CQF8E\">strange voice haunting him<\/a>. And in Ted&#8217;s third year at Royal Lytham; not only does he have a new &#8220;Defense Against the Slice&#8221; teacher, but there is also\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Gf3QIkQRGtI\">trouble brewing<\/a>. Convicted murderer Phil Mickelson has escaped the Golfers&#8217; Purgatory and is coming after Ted. Next, Ted finds himself selected as an underaged competitor in a dangerous multi-golfer school competition. Then, with their warning about Lord Van Pelt&#8217;s return scoffed at, Ted and Prof. DumbleDuval are targeted by the golfing authorities as an\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/giles\/corporate_monkeys_022408\/caddyshack.jpg\">authoritarian bureaucrat<\/a>\u00a0slowly seizes power at Royal Lytham. As Ted begins his 6th year at Royal Lytham Golf Academy, he discovers an old book marked mysteriously &#8220;This book is the property of the Shark&#8221; and begins to learn more about Van Pelt&#8217;s dark past. Then as Ted races against time and evil to destroy the Evil Putters, he uncovers the existence of three most powerful objects in the Golfing world: the Deathly Drivers. Finally, Ted, Nick Watney and Retief Goosen search for Van Pelt&#8217;s remaining Evil Putters in their effort to destroy the Dark Lord Van Pelt.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Alternates:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0335559\/\">Win a Date with\u00a0<em>Todd Hamilton<\/em><\/a><\/strong>:<br \/>\nA small-town girl wins a date with a male golf pro through a contest. When the date goes better than expected, a love triangle forms between the girl, the golf pro, and\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.funnyordie.com\/videos\/e83f763a0c\/crocodile-tears-with-topher-grace-dan-fogler\">Topher Grace<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0117500\/\"><strong>The\u00a0<em>Robert Rock<\/em><\/strong><\/a>:<br \/>\nA renegade Ed Harris and his group of U.S. golfers take over Alcatraz and threaten San Francisco Bay with biological drivers.\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.theshiznit.co.uk\/media\/NewsJan2011\/cage-matrix-final-5.jpg\">Nic Cage<\/a>\u00a0playing a chemical golf club specialist and Sean Connery, playing the only man to have ever escaped from the Robert\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/24.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m6mdaaToiB1ranhnao1_250.gif\">Rock<\/a>\u00a0attempt to prevent golfing chaos.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The inaugural\u00a0MB2013 All-initials Theme Team\u00a0didn&#8217;t turn out so well last week. I&#8217;m going to blame that on the fact that I didn&#8217;t write a blog post about it, or it could be that\u00a0K.J. Choi,\u00a0J.J. Henry,\u00a0Y.E. Yang,\u00a0D.A. Points, and\u00a0D.J. Trahan suck as picks. Either way, that&#8217;s the beauty of the Theme Team, you don&#8217;t know what [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[63],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-theme-team"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.megabracket.com\/beta\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.megabracket.com\/beta\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.megabracket.com\/beta\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.megabracket.com\/beta\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.megabracket.com\/beta\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=209"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.megabracket.com\/beta\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":219,"href":"https:\/\/www.megabracket.com\/beta\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209\/revisions\/219"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.megabracket.com\/beta\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.megabracket.com\/beta\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.megabracket.com\/beta\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}