{"id":160,"date":"2012-06-29T22:28:11","date_gmt":"2012-06-30T03:28:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.megabracket.com\/beta\/blog\/?p=160"},"modified":"2012-06-29T22:28:11","modified_gmt":"2012-06-30T03:28:11","slug":"random-thoughts-teen-wolf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.megabracket.com\/beta\/blog\/2012\/06\/random-thoughts-teen-wolf\/","title":{"rendered":"Random Thoughts &#8211; Teen Wolf"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Admittedly this post has absolutely nothing to do with MegaBracket, but it&#8217;s a sports movie to calm the f&#8217; down.\u00a0 I have seen Teen Wolf numerous times and every time I watch it I&#8217;m left with the same lingering question.\u00a0 Wouldn&#8217;t Teen Wolf be a better track star than a basketball player, hell a running back or a even a gunner on special teams for the Beavers?\u00a0 What about a werewolf screams, &#8220;Hell yes I&#8217;m going to drop a quadruple double on your ass the first time I step on the court?\u00a0 Not one damn thing I tell you!\u00a0 I have seen a wolf run really fast and tackle shit it&#8217;s trying to kill, but I&#8217;ve never seen one cross somebody over then throw down a dunk with his armpits above the rim. Let me present this first item of evidence <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=h8Zbjz76iIs\">What a real wolf does.<\/a> Now for a quick look at a few things a wolf would not do as well <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=RMyuv3wkTJs\">Really???<\/a>\u00a0 Not only is Scott Howard aka the Wolf now a basketball god, but he looks like this guy&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.megabracket.com\/beta\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Corneleus.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-161\" title=\"Corneleus\" src=\"https:\/\/www.megabracket.com\/beta\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Corneleus-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.megabracket.com\/beta\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Corneleus-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.megabracket.com\/beta\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Corneleus.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m think the people in wardrobe just glued some more hair to Michael J Fox&#8217;s face and said what the hell we&#8217;re working on a movie about a werewolf who plays basketball.\u00a0 Don&#8217;t even get my started on Styles or this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=WebJXGMaFEo\">These waves are mine<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s all the venting I will do for now.\u00a0 I&#8217;ll save my ripping of Twister for another day, in the meantime let me know if there are any movies you love but absolutely drive you nuts&#8230;Please no porn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Admittedly this post has absolutely nothing to do with MegaBracket, but it&#8217;s a sports movie to calm the f&#8217; down.\u00a0 I have seen Teen Wolf numerous times and every time I watch it I&#8217;m left with the same lingering question.\u00a0 Wouldn&#8217;t Teen Wolf be a better track star than a basketball player, hell a running [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-160","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.megabracket.com\/beta\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.megabracket.com\/beta\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.megabracket.com\/beta\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.megabracket.com\/beta\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.megabracket.com\/beta\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=160"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.megabracket.com\/beta\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":164,"href":"https:\/\/www.megabracket.com\/beta\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160\/revisions\/164"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.megabracket.com\/beta\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.megabracket.com\/beta\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.megabracket.com\/beta\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}